""When you’re growing up, you gotta do illegal shit once in a while, have a bit of fun and maturinate into a better person" - Ricky"
- (via trailerparklegends)
Petition to change the name of the erotica section in book stores to ‘clitrature’
when the bae tells you she’s home alone
"…and I’m jealous of every girl who came before me. The girls you knew, the girls you kissed, before you had even heard my name."
- Unknown (via recovering-ballerina)
(Source: livinterrupted, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)