- Unknown (via wreckedsailboats)
You fucking kill me.
the thing that hurts most is that this apparently was on German TV and I didn’t see it
Wtnv + trees
Say! What kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here?The livestock one made me question and rethinkeverything
trees are us
how the pussy should be eaten:
- like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
- like the key to happiness is buried in there.
- like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
- like they heard the fountain of youth was in there.
- like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.
- like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.